26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

I feel awfullll

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cosmic luck

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If you’re looking for a cap, Ralph Lauren are donating 100% retail sales to cancer charities local to you:tm: (and other items 25%, but the caps are especially good)

They also look phenomenal
So you can end up donating like, a shit ton to cancer charities, and get a designer hat in return
This is a complete win win and I have obviously went and bought both caps

https://www.ralphlauren.co.uk/en/men/explore/pink-pony/1109011
Like its a pink theme with pink accents. It looks amazing.

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this could be the most effective phishing scam in history

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okay i have decided that even though it hasn’t sold me on the execution yet the setup of DR3 is actually a stroke of genius

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its also a source of the most insane tonal whiplash ive ever seen in my life but like

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what a crazy idea to even have in the first place

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conversely what the FUCK am i watching

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like bro please 2x2 spare me

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2x2 is confirmed to not take place in the dr3 canon even kodaka doesn’t wanna remember this shit

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i will never look at bamboo swords the same way again :sob:

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This AMC has one of those high tech ultra customizeable soda machines. I got lemonade. It filled about 3/4 of my drink and stopped.

I thought my finger slipped off, and I pressed the “button” to dispense again. It came out pink. It filled the last 1/4 of my drink, and started fizzing.

I realized that in the time my lemonade was paused dispensing, it switched to a default screen. That screen was an ad for a good mythical morning themed soda. But what I didn’t see was that the “soda dispense” button had switched from displaying my lemonade to displaying some bullshit called like “Rhett’s Mythical-Ass Berry”. And my lemonade tastes truly overwhelmingly like what I can only assume is Rhett’s Mythical-Ass Berry

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Mythical’s Berry-Nilla Blast

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I love these soda machines

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what in the america
ignore the fact they probably exist in my country too
actually that reminds me to subscribe to a cinema subscription because I want to go and see resident evil

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only ever seen them in Wendy’s though…

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Mahiru or Chiaki would be the best DR 2x2 protagonist. It’s not even close.

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Maybe the world would be a better place if SCP 1025 existed.

Weak

Based

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