26829th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

you know it

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brother went to texas to go to a high school football game

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what else would you go to texas for

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are you perhaps a scout for arizona state football

no, visiting family

yo they have chik-fil-a at the concessions stand

MARCHING BAND MY BELOVWD

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you’re a clarinet player right

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Yes

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what on earth are you doing at a fucking vandergrift game

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why is orangeandblack watching football in my fucking hometown???

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like ive been there before and know like 30 people who went to vandy

Like is it for FIRST stuff or???

oh makes sense ig. still thats crazy bruh. orange out on the prowl for highschoolers

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bruh

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Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Atlas… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you post in cookie thread and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around designing mafia games, and that gorgeous coin shot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing out of the game, you’re a great RPer and ToC host, sometimes I even call you Catlas. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left FoL and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you host your first roleplay in T.O.M. because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby girl came home and I rejoiced. 2024 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2025 you made history happen. You came back from 28-8 and I couldn’t believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious queen exclaim these words, “FORTRESS OF LIES, THIS IS FOR YOU!” Not only have you changed the game of mafia and the world forever, but you’ve eternally changed my world. And now you’re getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Atlas.

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this isn’t a toc consequence.

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There’s nothing more infuriating than laymen claiming they know the law when they’re blatantly wrong on so many levels and refuse to accept it

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Dior x Witch Hat Atelier collab??

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