nah bro we ban the hell out of the flash 
ive split the room and won the jackbox party pack 5 game
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Once in elementary school I got in a fight with a kid a few years older than me and he just effortlessly threw me on the ground over and over again and I still had fun
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Ok then can we ban Litten for being too good at mafia
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why bother
thereās other sports and that leads to a level of cruelty
So if you cant have fun playing tag against the flash then thats your problem go play tag without the flash somewhere else
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Youāve fallen for the trap.
Into the box with you.
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you have way more pleasant fight stories than i
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unless your conceit is that the flash is actually just genuinely really fast and not super-abled at all
but that becomes an entirely different question with an entirely different answer
if one bro has literal super speed thats a pretty good reason to be like ānah u aint racing the rest of the kidsā
he catches people within a second but all heās really (imperically) doing is running super fast
In general I find it unsporting for people to go āthis personās too good at the game, we should ban themā. Like, itās not morally bad, they can go play games somewhere else, but thatās not sports anymore, thatās games. Sports is when you donāt ban the flash and games is when you ban the flash
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like the point of the organized sport is to provide a reasonably level playing field
quote going on my wall
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I guess my counter-argument is, āWhat defines being super-abled?ā
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this is where i was originally going with this
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it gets really messy when you stop talking theoretical superpowers
but so does literally everything 
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booo hedging tomatoes tomatoes
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Yeah to be clear here Iām taking āthe Flashā as a metaphor for just, like, somebody who is really really good at something, instead of literal magic
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Erm actually the flash entails XYZ physics problems
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actually im really not hedging, just acknowledging there is no clear line