27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

what about the calories

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The health gurus when they see my diet (a bowl of pasta and 5 boxes of blueberries).

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health gurus would just kill me themselves

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@Zugzwang

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NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I love eating arbitrarily small real numbers

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$260,000,000.00 is the solution to all problems :heart::heart::heart:

happy millionaire’s day everyone

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Option 3 is most likely to allow me to larp as a radio

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The health gurus when they look at my liquid intake and find that it is 97.19% root beer and milk.

root beer has at least 3% water in it

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50% root 50% beer

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100% concentrated power of queer

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If $260 million was the solution to all problems, wait 'til they find out about $1.28 billion.

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Boy I’m so glad that I don’t have to do whatever the fuck Ash is doing rn

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My numbers seem to argue that Netflix should make more Korean romance shows.

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It’s all really cool stuff now that it’s working.
Ignore that it’s taken two full days to get working.

Are you assuming the demand for Korean romance shows is infinite or can you make a reasonable projection of total demand using some metrics

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The latter, though I’ve more been looking at it from a marginal utility perspective.
It probably indicates that I’ve bungled something up (current model gives me zero reason for why Netflix would spend more than, like, $50 million on any given film), but there’s substantially more watch-time on Korean romance shows than you’d expect, so demand doesn’t dry up too quickly.

It’s still so funny to me that Damsel as a film exists.
Why does it exist? Why did they spend $145 million on it?

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