27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

I could grab Calypso ocean blue lemonade but IDK what I’d do with it

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I want it to be non-alcoholic but I don’t know how you get that much sweet stuff into a drink without cutting it with something

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panera lemonade

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It’s not hand-over-fist $274 million; Tesla’s board set 12 wild milestones for Musk to accomplish, and for each one he completes, he gets 1% of the company’s equity. At a full 12%, this becomes worth over a trillion dollars.
Absolutely insane figure, but whether he’ll complete any of them, much less all of them, is…up for debate.

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Some things only I have seen. Some people only I have been

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TWO PAGE LAB LET’S GO

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This stuff’s why I don’t invest in Tesla.
God knows at any point in time what that company’s doing.

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$1 trillion over 10 years is $274 million ever single day for 10 years. A trillion dollars is an unbelievable amount of money. Incomprehensible.

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They’re watching the x files which I maybe should engage in but I’m just drunk enough to feel very tired and incompetent at living a life. Or maybe it’s just that I walked 20 minutes to the restaurant and back inthe cold and rain and feels like 28 degrees

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Having already had a sizable amount to drink yesterday which generally makes me sleepy the next day because the sleep is fake

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My roommate’s friend from work is visiting. Her Colleague and Coauthor. So we’re having fun.

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That’s part of the 2.81% /j

Why does your yaoi include precise charts to calculate hypothetical Netflix revenue

What are good blue ingredients to make my ocean Titan drink, and would they pair better with strawberry or mango?

My current best plan is blue calypso lemonade w/ mango and a bunch of sparkling water?

But I’m worried adding syrup (with the boba) to Calypso isgoing to be a sweet nightmare, those things are crazy sweet

You can’t call yourself a writer if your story doesn’t include giant graphs calculating hypothetical company revenue.
I tried writing a Toy Story 4 script when I was nine, and I spent three entire pages explaining in excruciating detail how Bonnie divided up her allowance in preparation for a festival and then three more entire pages how much money the festival made (none of these figures were correct in the slightest).

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Uhhhh
Have you tried adding a bit of dark, darker, yet darker?

Well then you clearly need to revise it

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“You do the things you do because you’re a homo…
cidal maniac”

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You Do The Things You Do.

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