i gave squirrel a stupid hard chemistry definition question and feigned that he could answer it because he is a “chemistry genius”
he asked me where i got him being a “chemistry genius” from and i said he told me, and he asked me to quote it for proof
i’m a liar and thus
These credentials are foolproof. All further chemistry questions shall be directed Squirrel’s way from here on out.
never for a second did I believe atlas’ claim that I was a chemistry genius
no he was totally fooled i have proof
suspiciously long pause
suspiciously long whistling noise
What Vindicta said to Calico when she used assassination
is it already the fol exodus anniversary
happy foliversary
Happy foliversary except orange
Why is there so much 
praise be
goddamn
Mass folversary rave time
happy FoL-versary to Atlas, Litten, Marshal, Arctic, Magnus, willow, silviu, amelia, wazza, italy, daeron, ishmael, zone, kiiruma, leafia, hippo, frostwolf, jane, icibalus, mistyx, nightingale, min, crich, squirrel, ruby, kanave, pigeon, TBE, brad & all the other people who i don’t think have been around recently
fortress of lortress
A dark time in the history of the forum
lortress of FIE ON THEE