27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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yeah just be like me and be crying in your role channel every time you rand mafia

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ok. correction. I would be scared of dating a good* mafia player.

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As a policy I do not lie to my girlfriend about literally anything. I don’t even do “what were you gonna say” [hm it’s not relevant and I don’t want to explain so I’ll just say nothing] like that’s against my rules

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Have you tried being better at villagering?

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it’s like dating an actor…

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tips to help decieve people using psychology:

introduce yourself as the guy who never lies
if you get caught lying, say you didn’t lie

-kay everybody looking to date the hottest commodity on the market (Marissa) (definitely on the market) begin gamehtrowing right MEOW

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confessor demon’s bluff

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i don’t lie to my bf about anything either

i don’t omit things either

bc in my head i go like “would i be okay if he lied to me abt this/omitted this” and the answer is always no :skull:

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I think itd be really funny if i was dating a mafia partner and they were wolfing the relationship but i was really bad at identifying what they were lying about

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At my old job I used to always lie in the most obvious way possible, made it clear I was lying. Tbey thought I was a bad liar. Anyway they never realized I did that to let them know I was lying.

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I don’t lie to my bf because he has a genuinely terrible memory and will take basically anything i say at face value. I mean even if he didn’t I wouldn’t probably, I don’t really like to lie to people I have a good relationship with

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my bf’s really obssessed with demon’s bluff now

we have tragically different playstyles

i am more of the think fast move on who cares if we get it wrong

he is more of the take time deliberate getting it wrong is bad

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“vulcans never lie?”
“never,” spock lied

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yea that tracks

-'d like be fine if she lied to me/omitted similar things but I think it makes me less comfortable with somebody to feel like I have t- h-de -nformation from them literally at all so it’s like optimal

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i wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time

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i do think there’s an interesting tete a tete in two really good mafia players dating each other

in like a way that makes me think good mafia players should be quarantined into dating each other so everyone else doesn’t have to deal with that

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ARETE MY GOAT

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