27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#7500
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#7501

I had indian colleagues at my internship and my mom kept asking how tall they were, what part of india they were from, etc etc lolol

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#7502

HOW TALL ARE THEY :sob: :sob: :sob:

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#7503

One was like 6 ft 4 and the other was 5 ft 9

My mom was like “the 6 ft 4 guy js too tall but the 5 ft 9 guy is too short for you”

And i was like “MOM IM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY OF THEM”

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#7504

Too tall??????

THAT’S LITERALLY PERFECT FOR ME

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#7505

my entire family is rather racist except for around three or so people, and myself

which makes me feel rather lucky that i don’t really get interested in people cause i’m so sad because that would be a nightmare

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#7506

If you’ve said 5 ft 10 would’ve she said perfect

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#7507

You’re 5 ft 10; I am not lol

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#7508

short

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#7509

How tall are you

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#7510

i imagine taller than you

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#7511

She’s 5 ft 3

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#7512

I am 5 ft 6

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#7513

Sorry Atlas gummy’s mom won’t let her date you

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#7514

i would like to congratulate you two on making both of each-other uncomfortable using my existence

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#7515

There’s also the bigger problem of atlas being a woman (even discounting the fact i have a bf)

At some point my gameplan was not to talk about boys, have my parents think I was gay, and then when I brought home a guy, they would be relieved

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#7516

LOL

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#7517

not a good idea probably but I respect the thought

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#7518

If you were dating Zendaya and you’d bring her home, would they be happy

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#7519

I have a twin sister who is either aro/ace or gay, so I thought she was gonna do the heavy lifting for me

Alas…

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