27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

[lilith]

i nornal now

[May]

I think I could potentially be attractive if I had good posture but I have really bad posture and am extremely weak gay baby so I do not presently believe I am so.

[Marshal]

if i couldn’t talk to people in middle school who hated michelle obama b/c their parents did, I wouldn’t be able to talk to anyone

[Marshal]

i think i’m scarier than i am attractive but i conflate those to be the same thing

[May]

This doesn’t come across in photos. I literally cannot hold myself ups itting for extended periods of time. My core is extremely weak. So my posture is TERRIBLE it’s the worst

[lilith]

i also dont know if id date a woman but thats because im incredibly sexist

[May]

I was leaning on the table holding my head in my hands in like pretty bad pain after the Toronto Riichi Open so that’s my excuse for being near last

[May]

I thought it was because you’re straight.

[lilith]

well yes jm also a boy

[Marshal]

‘not being sexist’ is absolutely not a prerequisite to dating women. I mean it should be I guess but it hasn’t stopped… most people in human history

[May]

Most people in human history did not date women. Almost half are women + child mortality makes up the rest

[Silviu200530]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[Atlas]

sometimes you have great posts, which i suppose comes with the territory of taking every shot to make a joke you have

[Marshal]

oh sorry. by people i meant those i actually consider people. which is a significantly smaller group because i am also sexist

[lilith]

im like gen z male abo sexist. not your lame boomer sexism

[Marshal]

i’d rather go 0/30 than 0/9 because going 0/9 means i stopped shooting

[Atlas]

i’d rather leave with my pride intact but i can imagine it’s hard to stop holding down the trigger when you missed the civilian thrice already

[lilith]

you get to regen your pride every june and 4th of july dont worry

[Atlas]

wow m tired

[lilith]

wonder why