27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#11007

what if its me. ill fly out itll be quick

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#11008

thanks but no thanks

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#11009

i want to haunt a Nintendo 64 cartridge ishmael. youll be in the creepypasta

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#11010

cool do i die horrifically as well

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#11011
  1. we’ve been dating for a while and have like, an insane amoutn of plans together. im still madly in love with them and theyre still madly in love with me so i dont see that ending anytime soon
  2. its not necessairly id be heartbroken, i just wouldnt see the point. Like, that would be a part of it, but like i don’t think i could ever have the same closeness I had with them, and I doubt I’d ever want to date anyone else
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#11012

presumably youll be the victim yes

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#11013

bet lets run it

goldeneye work?

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#11014

if you get married can i be your maid of dishonor and talk like a mafia goon and call you boss

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#11015

i get what u mean bc i do think people who are like id never date again"are likke, prob lying to themself, except i Know how i am attracted to people and know what I want/need in life and like, i’m just not really built for dating or anything like that and thatd be kind of a requirement so like

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#11016

im more of a perfect dark girlie. ive got a cartridge ill bring it

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#11017

Hmm yeah makes sense

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#11018

reatiobship

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#11019

I still think people underestimate their capacity for change but with that explanation it seems within natural estimation tendency, rather than being a weird outlier in my mind

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#11020

only reason i haven’t proposed to my gf is cause it’s been less than a year since we’ve started dating

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#11021

i think people r gonna be fighting for that position if thats what it entails

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#11022

how long are you going to wait

also how do you decide if she’ll propose or if you’ll propose

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#11023

is this a sting operation are you going to reveal you were sent by the vatican and cast the demons out of her

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#11024

once we hit a year

i’ll prob propose cause i have very very nice heirloom rings

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#11025

i agree, im just like Not Allo so :joy_wolf:

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#11026

lesbians usually get a third person to propose for both of them. usually a male friend they have in common

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