27772nd poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

it’s a common american thing i believe
i remember seeing best friend heart lockets forever ago too

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American girlfriend to her boyfriend: Jacob, why did i see you holding hands with Matt??? And giving gifting him an expensive necklace??? And passionately kissing him on the lips???

Jacob: Dont worry babe, it’s just an american thing :sunglasses: :cowboy_hat_face:

Girlfriend: oh okay yaaay :blush:

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i need to finish a book instead of starting a new one

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Visibly not holding hands my thumb is folded under my hand

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you are getting married WAY too fast. DON’T BE A MORMON

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foolish. you are now bound to a pact

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European Girlfriend to her Boyfriend: Yakov, Здравей, две-две, надявам се, че имаш добър ден, тъй като ти си единственият в този форум, който може да прочете това.

Yakov: Вероятно пак щях да ме баннат, ако превеждах обидни думи на български. :sunglasses: :cowboy_hat_face:

Girlfriend: ИМАМ БОМБА :blush:

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I love Marissa SO MUCH

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what does that make me

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CATHOLIC

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the one true faith stemming from St. Peter thats damn right

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(Lutherans do make solid theological points tho i will give em that)

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i speak america

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But, joke’s on youuu!!!

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yk if this didn’t happen the world would go upside down i think we’ve stopped questioning atp

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i did this too. hype. google translate is very useful

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just hits you with the fucking

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i find people’s application of certain philosophies really interesting

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