30000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#27556

Well. There’s a kernel of truth in both options

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#27557

So you’re saying I can buy an anti-materiel rifle from you to destroy the plane

#27558

Same, but for a paper on ARKW.

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#27559

“the united nations exists and does things sometimes in theory”
- me, just now

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#27560

I need to write up a dry run of a presentation for a stupid ass automated assembly line ;-; it needs to be done in an hr lol

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#27561

if you think about it lies are the kernel of the truth homomorphism if you’re boolepilled

#27562

you should use an anti-materiel rifle on the assembly line

#27563

NO I JUST DESIGNED IT

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#27564

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Look at this thing it’s so goofy you’d shoot it??? How could you its life is already miserable

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#27565

FUCK YOU I’M GONNA SHOOT IT MYSELF

#27566

IT NEEDS MORE BULLET HOLES

#27567

“We plan to innovate in the [industry] market by synergizing an AI-driven CRM with a database-backed supply chain digital twin to enable Just-In-Time production that maximizes output at minimal cost.”

#27568

We plan to innovate the pissing market by synergizing an AI-driven bladder with a Mann Co.-backed supply chain kidney stone to enable Ja-Ra-Te production that maximizes output at minimal cost.

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#27569

or something
I couldn’t fathom half of the things you just mentioned

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#27570

This is half the point.

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#27571

What the fuck is a CRM even supposed to be…Cement Refinery Module?

#27572

God no please mercy. I had a guy say he wanted to make an ssto as a startup bc he thought it would be a good idea to pitch to VC and I had to explain to him that he’s supposed to think about the engineering BEFORE coming up with the pitch

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#27573

A…Social Security Target Operator?

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#27574

Single stage to orbit lol

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#27575

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