she’s drunk
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After work I will search for the dumbest subreddit I can find
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I’m always sober.
sorry i already said r/sinkpissers
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And the size of Mike’s ass, apparently.
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r/sinkpissers is maybe the smartest sub out there? Think about all the water you save
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I wonder if flushing a toilet is realistically more cost effective than the recommended amount of hand washing.
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santa is real you just don’t get anything from him because you’re on the naughty list
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Unrelated, the shopkeeper telling Vin that she’d scare the crap out of Ebenezer is just so randomly very funny to me
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Time to order a big turkey for Christmas. Oh wait, wrong holiday.
I mean give someone a shotgun and they’d get the job done just as well
BE JOLLY OR GET SHOT YOU OLD MAN*
*gyaa ha ha
Wtf he’s not?
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sivlius just kidding of course santa is real lol
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WAIT HES NOT? 
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In second grade my teacher told me not to spoil the fact the tooth fairy wasn’t real for the other kids
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was in absolute awe over a song in an album i listened to for the first time today and i went to listen to the song on its own and there were several comments about robot yuri. is that just like. required to like this song or
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what’s the song called
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singing under the rainbow
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