30000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

[CRichardFortressLies]

That might be a bad sign.

[Chomps]

[Atlas]

youbutworse
my friend
the one who i’ve known for a handful of years, infact
the one i once played a game with

You have made yourself a problem.

[YoubutWorse]

not heavily!! I only got like ACTUALLY drunk like one of the nights

I never planned to either it was just like “might as welllll”

[Marshal]

i’d drink too if my quarterback was gay

[Atlas]

oh yeah its only heavily when your liver explodes not when it starts hurting thats just the first break

[benguinedparbecue]

at least save your drinking binges for when the bears get bounced from the playoffs

[Atlas]

arent they one game win from getting there and like 2-3 games to go?

[benguinedparbecue]

i think they’re already confirmed in the playoffs. but unless they win the super bowl they’re getting bounced eventually

[Atlas]

…isn’t that the same thing for every team

[benguinedparbecue]

well yeah. but that’s when you drink

[May]

I find that drinking multiple days in a row gives me GI Issues in a way that drinking one isolated day doesn’t

[Atlas]

what. no way.

[tutuu]

Diary log #2402

The nightmares never end. I try to ignore yet another bloodshed and go on about my day.

[ImaginaryNeon]

I don’t feel well
I’m constantly shivering despite lacking a fever and am going between my vision being blurry as hell to actively perceiving the space between the pixels (these words look like a goddamn cheese grater right now)

[ImaginaryNeon]

I need to eat

[min]

Eat

[min]

Makes u dinner

[Atlas]

orangeandblack5 wants christmas to be as often as corporations want it to be

we still have the damn hats!

[benguinedparbecue]

i’m fighting the war on christmas on the side against christmas

so much discussion of how it’s taken over thanksgiving but no mention of how valentines is our only buffer on the other side

if we don’t want christmas to be at least half the year we have to take decisive action