30000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

Today was my last day in the Twin Cities for the holidays (technically I’m still in the Twin Cities but like. The airport part). This morning my parents took me and my sister (and some family friends) to a place that – it marketed itself as an “indoor skydiving” place? But personally I think that is a much less appealing way of putting it than “do you want to FLY like a fucking WIZARD?”

basically they brought us into this wind tunnel thing that blows really hard? and the force of the wind can push you up the tunnel. it was super cool, I had a lot of fun. I had not previously realized that this was a thing (even when I was informed that we were going indoor skydiving I’d been imagining this as being, like, bungee-jumping-like?)

it’s kind of pricey, I definitely wouldn’t have just gone on my own, but I figured I would make people aware that this is a Thing That Exists

(if anyone hears this and decides to go, it’s totally worth paying extra for the"high flight", that was the best part)

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I want a tradwife

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Or I should become a tradwife

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One of the two either works

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You already know what the FoL answer to that is.

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I got recommended a video analyzing the 2025 catan world championships today

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I dreamt about you last night. And my family members. Sadly it wasn’t a good dream but it’s okay I forgive you

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i’m 90% sure i saw my mom doing clues by sam… it’s so joever

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Wait that’s kinda crazy bc i remember you showed up in one of my dreams from a while ago

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my flight was supposed to leave at 5 PM. It’s been getting steadily more delayed; they just announced it’s going to leave at 10:15.

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whats your timezone?

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US Central on both ends

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have you considered walking there

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now my flight is cancelled, they auto rebooked me for 7:30 AM tomorrow

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this of course means that it’s a perfect time to try this idea

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hm.

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only a few railroad crossings you’re good to go

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who up crossing they railroad

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every year i think “mmm. this year im gonna just walk from one side of the country to the other” and then i dotn

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so you have thought of this ever since years have been invented as a concept, and yet?

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