30000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

what happened

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just go into settings and turn it off

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when do you guys think the last human gonna die? I give us a solid 2309

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i’d predict it’d be someone somewhere working on a technology we cannot even fathom. accidentally sets of some chain reaction that blasts this planet into a trillion tiny little pieces. (nearly) all of human history erased in an hour with no warning. but i dont know

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much longer

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humans have survived a lot

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Where did this come from?

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idk just my thoughts

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I kinda wanted to write something… pre-apocalyptic, framed in comparison to an alien world that got to roughly this point in civilization before discovering a chain reaction that ripped apart its planet and was never found, because any civilization that would get as far as significant, near-lightspeed space travel would discover this too-easy-to-produce-once-known-about chain reaction and destroy their own planet and we’d never know about it, neither would anyone else. Kinda just framing humanity in this same light as one of many alien worlds that would rip itself apart right before it could spread / be seen / make contact. and go from there. was thinking kind of a “humanity ends like humans do but life itself never will” vibe .

is a marissa writing prompt but also too complicated / requires too much else to fill in the details so will probably go nowhere. also a little pessimistic but fun to think about

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I think I will become an influencer and get ppl to make a bomb.

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Oki done. It shouldn’t have been turned on by default in the first place dammit those discord furry devs grumble grumble grumble

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When the universe reaches cold death, or, alternatively, humans evolve past that point and are now organisms that don’t need any heat, though that’d surprise me. Alternatively they learn to control stars so they can nullify cold death

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We should evolve to be tartigrades

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I once commented that gnocchi was cool because it looked like tardigrades.
My mom has not touched gnocchi since.

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@Silviu200530 one day its gonna start raining pears and one will strike you from above and you shall die

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Is this one another of those overly dramatic british liners?

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heres the kicker: it wasn’t an unusual phenomena that seemed to happen from nature. it was me. i collected millions of pears and rained them above you until you were struck dead

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The next time it rains with fish, one will slap you in the face

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One of these is not like the other

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