30000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

i’m sick and youre mocking me. this is a new low

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My condolences for your plushities, I hope Doc Mcstuffins tends to you soon

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Hi sick, I’m Ash!

(Get better soon!)

Rabbit

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ive been sick for five days ash

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I wish i was a rich capitalist old man

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If i was rich i would crumple banknotes into balls and throw them at poor people to laugh at them

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oh funny story

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so i believe in the uk
there’s a story that a lot of poor people were traversing the street below where a castle or something where a lot of rich people were regularly

so the rich people, wanting entertainment, heated up some metal coins until they were enough to scar skin, and then dropped them onto the peasants, who would try to grab them cause they needed them

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i don’t

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Me neither

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They say Mary Poppins was last spotted there

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pretty sure this became routine and now it’s a story that drives people to an event where something similar happens, just with a lot less hot coins, but still a bit hot

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free me from the deion verse


Okay so they didn’t really lose my luggage they did something else

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They turned your luggage into a cat?

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they call it delta airlines because they place a cat next to your luggage at a distance of at most epsilon

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It was literally Wizz

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Well actually it was the Rome airport

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