30000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

Its not common outside the us

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It’s still quite common here, though.

(to be fair american and european peanat butter taste very different… like a lot of other food too.)

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Also I think mostpeople spread peanut butter on both pieces of bread and then put them together. Thus making the ratio the same

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They sell it only at one supermarket in my city and there’s only one brand and there’s about 10 or so jars total on the shelf at any given time. It’s a foreign exotic food

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i spread it on both because the bread tastes terrible so it covers it

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That true too. American peanut butter is creamy and runny and sweet. This one here is a german brand and it’s super dry and not sweet

so what I’m hearing is that I need to go to another country and start throwing jars of peanut butter at people until they comply
(I have no clue what complying would even look like in that scenario, so this is just an excuse to bury someone in a hundred cans of peanut butter)

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You can’t pull it out with a spoon coz then it’s be stuck to it. You need a knife

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(Because that sounds fun as hell)

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so what I’m hearing is that instead of peanut butter you have peanut slab that you then have to peanut stab

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Hehe

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me when I stab my peanut butter with a steak knife and accidentally open a dark fountain that has the side effect of instantly killing anyone with peanut allergies who enters the room

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TOP TEN MURDER METHODS

NUMBER FIVE: PEANUT BUTTER DARK FOUNTAIN

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Number 4, for the record, is throwing a hundred jars of peanut butter at the victim’s head.

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yeah we know how else would you tolerate spending hundreds of hours in a secret cookie thread with me

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Also it’s interesting to me that you have peanut butter that comes in cans. I thought it’s always jars. Unless you’re using can and jar synonymously. And if so, im curious if that’s common to use interchangably (american english?) or a Neon-specific dialect

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yeah I just forgot the word jar

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anyways uh standard me sandwich is just

toast
ketchup
toast

but yeah just like hurl a bunch of these at someone

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who likes crunchy peanut butter