30000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

Did u guys know that polish people call french people jabojad with means “frog eater”

4 Likes

I love sleep so much

2 Likes

me too girl

2 Likes

last night i had like statistically most unoptimal sleep possible so i just went for a nap and had some yummy dreams and i feel better :)

3 Likes

I intentionally didn’t sleep tonight so I will have fun & interesting sleep in college. Many people aren’t aware of this strategy

1 Like

holy tech

2 Likes

If he’s 700 pounds I can just outmaneuver him

1 Like

qbcord mind virus

1 Like


tag yourself im zootopia 2 song

2 Likes

Radiohead?
I mean, yeah, that would count as its head.

1 Like

⸮?

bone

We need to reinvent 9/11 for modern audiences.

Assuming you can avoid time paradoxes, would killing your past self count a murder or a suicide?

2 Likes

Both.

Murder, since otherwise it would be a time paradox. You are killing your past clone. If it’s not a clone then it creates a time paradox

I feel like it’d still count as yourself

1 Like

Found a random ten dollars in my dresser score

4 Likes

I now can pair that with my random visa card with 15 dollars left for 25 dollars in gas

4 Likes