30000th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 10)

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#29938

Did u guys know that polish people call french people jabojad with means “frog eater”

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#29939

I love sleep so much

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#29940

me too girl

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#29941

last night i had like statistically most unoptimal sleep possible so i just went for a nap and had some yummy dreams and i feel better :)

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#29942

I intentionally didn’t sleep tonight so I will have fun & interesting sleep in college. Many people aren’t aware of this strategy

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#29943

holy tech

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#29944

If he’s 700 pounds I can just outmaneuver him

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#29945

qbcord mind virus

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#29946

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tag yourself im zootopia 2 song

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#29947

Radiohead?
I mean, yeah, that would count as its head.

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#29948

⸮

#29949

⸮?

#29950

bone

#29951

We need to reinvent 9/11 for modern audiences.

#29952

Assuming you can avoid time paradoxes, would killing your past self count a murder or a suicide?

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#29953

Both.

#29954

Murder, since otherwise it would be a time paradox. You are killing your past clone. If it’s not a clone then it creates a time paradox

#29955

I feel like it’d still count as yourself

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#29956

Found a random ten dollars in my dresser score

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#29957

I now can pair that with my random visa card with 15 dollars left for 25 dollars in gas

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