30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

found it

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my lips probably don’t actually get chapped at a moments notice and it’s just an undiagnosed mental thing but it’s not very high on my concerns list

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When I brush my teeth, my lips feel vaguely like strawberries

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I wonder if there would be a competition on “strange posts” and users have to propose who said it and the people that say it correctly win a point

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there was in fam4

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Im very drunk love u :heart:

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You are not legal to drunk I love you :heart_decoration:

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Watch me mfer. What are u gonan do call 911? Bet not.

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Like the russians say.

Your bunny wrote

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YBW

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LOL

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Daeron will arrive to japan on a british warship?

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Spice high, peasant

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I wish that was an actual saying

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yeah thats how all UK residents get around

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be the change you want to see in the world

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I don’t use chapstick coz im not gay. I tear off my lip skin with my teeth

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Yeah that was the parliament doctrine after RMS Lusitania sunk when the monarchial germans shot it down

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sometimes i regret not making a cookie thread sans tutuu

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