30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

fuck i fell for it

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the easiest way to defeat them is to take care of them and share love and joy

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Id be surprised if you can defeat even 1 bloodthirsty piranha zombie baby

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yes i can i literally teach kids

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Currently sulking at the fact it’s not healthy to drink alcohol.

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actually kids sympathize with a short height, they are more pleasant and agreeable otherwise they want to fight you

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now ash you really did not have to dox my height did you

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  1. the girl from xenoblade chronicles (i had to think too long about this so dont ask me which one)
  2. marina splatoon 2
  3. family hierarch candidate ishmael
  4. she/her loop
  5. effloresced ego gasharpoon ig? it’s still like, mostly just Ahab, but i dont have a better one
    melting love does not fucking count
  6. inventor from dicey dungeons
  7. this guy, but like, not the guy. just the fucking goop. annotations added for effect
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95% of this i am lying about or stretching extremely hard

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Btw my mum drove me to a country-wide garage services today and I paid a guy to replace my back window wiper on my car

#MenInAutomotiveIndustries xx

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doing this when youve consumed 4 different media franchises total with 2 of those being pokemon and and utdr is brave. however not brave enough you like tf2 and you left it off wheres the fucking dispenser at 7

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based on this tutuu i derive you cannot fit 100 babies

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attracted to pronouns

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think of the children

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it is literally just loop but like, girler

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this is a thing in the fucking isat art book

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in ONE DRAWING

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WHERE SHE ISN’T EVEN A FUCKING STAR

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idek how id begin to answer this. do you guys have like a list of characters you find hot where are you getting this data

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no i had to spend 30 agonizing minutes thinking of one for every category

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