30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

You are a short bald overweight bully

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@Atlas Is this true

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hi tuttie I’m home do you think the proletariat revolt over the incoming real estate crisis will bloom?

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don’t you only eat soup

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I eat garlic bread

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But yes mom does obsess too much over soup cuz she says it’s healthy and has alot of vitamins. But I feel that’s not the only way I can stay healthy and have my vitamins

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Yes

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m getting noticably more logical in my deadlock decisions which is. good.

i wish my team was better!! but that’s about it

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i played two really good back to back games for the first time in a while

i usually main dynamo which means that i can just easily play around but after i stopped to pick up other stuff it requires more decision making n stuff

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Yeah like, extracting vitamins out of vegetables is the most efficient if theyre steamed or in a soup, a bit more than raw, but you dont need to minmax vitamin extraction

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pocket sucks so so bad current patch but their moveset is pretty fun

i had to learn how to actually farm with them lash and geist

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one of my friends is one of the top pocket players (unless they fell recently lol)

total one trick but damn if he aint amazing on pocket

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like holliday they’re fine in laning and early but besides they just don’t have the kp haze/seven/wraith/shiv/…everything but the bottom 5 worst characters/dynamo have

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what did you play

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Maybe I shouldn’t complain as others have it worse than me, but eating soup daily for the past 20 years kind of bothers me

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wdym? like back when I used to play more?

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Okay not QUITE as daily but close enough to the mark. One of the 4 meals to be SOUP

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not complaining cause others have it worse is silly

i know someone’s currently getting their leg sawed off but my pain is real too

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mhm

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