30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

the place i work at at university doesnt even accepts 10s (it is cashless)

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i hate this

where do you work

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a local place that would dox me if i said the name :joy_wolf:

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…in foodstuff?

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BINGO? gambling? I’d turn up

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I used to keep my driving license in the exact same position and my dad told me that’s not a good idea

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yeah

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Where do you guys live where people will steal from your car lol

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I could leave my house door open, unlocked, and I would be fine. I can’t imagine this is because I have two Great Danes. And angry kittens

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It’s very unlikely but like
its just precautions I suppose
obviously that’s why I was comfortable leaving my driving license in there in the first place

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I’m more scared of being stuck by lighting tbh

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god had the funniest situation to do a pro gamer move if he existed and he didn’t. Like a couple months ago it was storming bad at night and a car decided to swerve around me because I was going the speed limit and I said may god have mercy on your soul. That was your cue to hurl a bolt at him Zeus

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most people have irrational fears

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The irs is not an irrational fear

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odds of getting struck by lighting are extremely low

even less if you’re smart about it

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in the us 430 people have been struck in the past 30 years

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that’s super dangerous that’s like 14 people a year!

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you know i lost a little respect for may when she told us she considered you one of the smartest people she knew

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The chance of being struck by lightning is 0.000003981% a year!

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wait what value were you using for the US population

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