30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#25618

What no

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#25619

…does this make me technically your ex? despite the fact we’ve never dated?

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#25620

i came up with ALL of those on the spot thinking about no one in particular

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#25621

yep. welcome to the club. youre there with neil and eggyolk

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#25622

i havent dated a fucking devout mormon y’all i’ve had two girlfriends ever and both were trans girls who are DECIDEDLY VERY NOT MORMON lmao

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#25623

lilith thinks everyone who’s nice to each other on discord is dating

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#25624

yeah sorry tutuu we’re all poly and forgot to tell you

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#25625

it was FUCKING CANONISED JACKASS

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#25626

i am not nice to anyone actually im very cool and mysterious

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#25627

IT IS NERDCORD DOGMA

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#25628

liar

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#25629

…You broke up? I’m deeply out of the loop htese days huh

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#25630

you are

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#25631

yeah. super bloody. couple chairs thrown

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#25632

AND HERE COMES WILLOW WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

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#25633

* 1.5 mult

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#25634

2 more FoLers have divorced that you guys probably don’t know about. Obviously I’m not telling since it’s private, I just wanted to brag that I know. I know everything. I’m the Gossip Girl

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#25635

Wouldnt be the first time i guess

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#25636

fear

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#25637

katze and ruby

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