30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

True, but the film is literally called A Minecraft Movie.
I’d cut some slack there.

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I came here to post that since most gay people dont have kids and the average couple needs 2.1 children to sustain population i was gonna take it upon myself to cover for you guys and have like 10 children. It will be a lot of work but ill do it just coz i love u guys. But now im too EMBARASSED to post that since Atlas SHAMED me

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Insane post to try and save yourself with.

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Sorry that Tutuu didn’t think of that before choosing to act like a child?

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I will personally convince 100 people to not have children so that the population is not sustained

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so this is actually wrong insofar as it’s not 2.1 “per couple” it’s 2.1 per woman

make of me making this correction what you will

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You’re welcome to start with me

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I couldnt get to sleep for twenty hours… today… and I’m concerned with that becoming a trend

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As David Benatar argues in his book “Better to never have been”, a lack of pain is good, while a lack of pleasure is only neutal, so the utlitarian calculation means that being born is bad, especially since babies can’t consent to be born. Checkmate.

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One down

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May would be writhing in her grave, provided she is dead and incorrect about ghosts not being real, or annoyed if she’s alive, which sounds much more likely

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i can’t believe antinatalism is real

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it’s incredible that no matter what groundbreaking insane opinion you think you have someone with a phd has beaten you to it

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it really sucks that there’s a bunch of people who are all so generally unhappy wtih their life that they think it is morally wrong to have children* because their lives will all also be unhappy. If only anybody had any suggestions for how to improve their life quality :pensive:

*I’m probably misrepresenting at least some subsection of antinatalists

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…why did you say this when your sentence saying it was in american english

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Oh right. So if i get multiple women it will be easier for me then. 1 year cooldown between spawn timer sucks, too long, but if i get multiple women i dont need to wait that much

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overrthrow capitalism?

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Im not british i dont need to speak in british emglish

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nbow replied to what you said, and then you replied to her with that

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Yeah. Her claim that its pompous is incorrect. Its pompous if youre in the US. There are places outside the US