30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

what happened in the clip

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caitlin clark who is on track to become the greatest WNBA player of all time by a good margin unless she gets injured or something, got shoved really hard.

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she got eye gouged by an opposing player (there wasn’t blood, idk if there was an injury, probably not?) and then pushed on the floor by another opposing player and then they started fighting. another game from 3 weeks ago some players were also pushing each other really hard. i dont watch basketball so idk how common it is

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marshal just said yeah

ow

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one thing i find very funny is seeing who has the “certified” badge. because some people do it for their alts too

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completionists

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An oval?

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nope

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i think ive done it on several alts
just not on this account

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an oval is more round around the main body, mhm

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likewise i didnt do it on my first account but ive done it since

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whats your favourite account of mine. be honest

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mine is frazor but canes

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i haven’t thought of it that way

to me, each one is simply just you

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unless you’re slenderman instead of marshal, which i’m pretty sure i had some reason to really think it was her but i cant remember cause i havent slept, in which case

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no thats marissa

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this bugged me and i was about to justify why i always pick silly fights with you specifically before remembering that the reason i do it means i don’t have to justify myself to specificallly you

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of course this does serve as a way of hinting at justification but it can be written off as me making a joke

unless i made a post right after clarifying as such

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i phrased it in an intentionally kind of humorous way (mostly leaning into my “lets do a literal fol tierlist” gag) but i do kind of feel each of my accounts have seperate personalities associated

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i know that’s what your opinion was

but i feel differently

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