30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#27999

Forehead boop

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#28000

when do you claim to have cannibalised windwardaway?

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#28001

Lawyer.

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#28002

the image of the woman looking at you is a defence attorney, you know

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#28003

Hey lady. I’m 6’3 btw

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#28004

of the Devil walkthrough go

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#28005

took you long enough

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#28006

Exam anxiety sucker

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#28007

when the sun burnt to a crisp?

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#28008

I will sun crisp my International Law professor due to unacquittal of grading expectations

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#28009

hey tutuu
isn’t it possible you’ve grown and you’re now 6’4

or 6’2 and shrunk
aren’t you sixty or something

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#28010

Sixty in dog years

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#28011

so the correct measurement?

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#28012

Nah ive been this height for a lot of years now

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#28013

so your height will never change. ever.

let me get my chainsaw and we’ll see your tune change

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#28014

Tutuu’s invitations when he’s invited to a ball:

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#28015

promoted to a ball

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#28016

i guess it’s something over tutuu’s current position of internet bound muppet

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#28017

Tutuu’s invitations when he acquired the position of ball

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#28018

I will season you both with salt, black pepper, garlic powder and paprika and fry you in sunflower oil on medium high heat until golden brown

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