30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#28699

I need validation

#28700

i don’t eat oranges for various reasons but
either knife or pierce the top with my thumb, then peel

#28701

side

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#28702

its the easiest to pierce the skin from the side

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#28703

mostly i avoid them so i don’t have to

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#28704

great fruits but the juice gets everywhere and it’s such a pain

id rather just grab a banana

#28705

Once I was in the dining hall and eating an orange like an apple (after it’d been peeled) and a jet of orange juice fired very clearly down my shirt and I’ve never lived that one down

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#28706

ROFL

#28707

See May this happens when you don’t do your recommended reps of sit-ups

#28708

how does either of you function
oranges have slices built into them its not that hard to eat

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#28709

orange one of the least messy fruits lmao yall are just incompetent

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#28710

THANK YOU

i told my friends i peel from the side and they all looked at me like I was crazy

#28711

because, of course, the best method to tell if you’re crazy is by sending out a group ask for one person to state that they do the same thing you do

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#28712

see? atlas gets it

#28713

I know I’m right

I just need to find enough supporting anecdotes to convince my friends of my clearly superior position

#28714

I was doing it as a joke to piss someone off

#28715

Normally I eat them with the built in slices

#28716

I definitely would not.

Please do not @Atlas

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#28717

Ahhh

#28718

what do you think the ego items from your suit would be
just asking