30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#28799

I can now (theoretically) speak toki pona only took uh. 4 years? a while.

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#28800

pona mute!!

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#28801

Forehead sina punch

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#28802

you know what if i just wore spiked coverings over everywhere you love to punch

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#28803

How else am I supposed to get my mind over sour dispositions! You’re no good at all!

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#28804

you could talk about your feelings

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#28805

My feelings INCLUDE violence

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#28806

well maybe you should wear metal gloves to get past my spiked forehead now shouldnt you

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#28807

Atlas kids nowadays don’t even cosplay as rhinos

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#28808

they’re missing out

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#28809

Okay FINE, atlas

I hope I get on HONOR ROLL cuz I heard it gives you ALOT of money but I have BUM NOOBS professors

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#28810

And now it’s either waiting for faith for:

  1. They don’t raise the minimum grade requirements
  2. My weighted grade solves itself out
  3. I retake an exam
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#28811
  1. I floor the penal law professor into early retirement
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#28812

I noticed the 79.
I noticed the 46.
But I can’t find the odd 1.
And the background image is of a highway.
But those speeds were too slow.
Until I remember some people use mph over kmh.
Then I converted the speeds to kmh.
And I understood that 79 mph is actually fast.
And the position of the 46 being directly above the 79 now feels like a depiction of a soon-to-be car crash.

But yeah, I still can’t find any 1s.

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#28813

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standard 10 pull on the banner

i am gods favorite child

#28814

there was always shipwrecks in the hurricane

and this time, mine would be one of them!

#28815

When thou shalt be my eye in the storm
In coldest embraces trembling memories fall

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#28816

you’re actually pretty close

#28817

Call me orange and black 5 because I’m at the solar car race

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#28818

I’m the only listed back-up for a 67-player game

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