30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

No I trust my ability to go around the roundabout again and then cut across multiple lanes with my foot to the floor on the gas after I make sure nobody is to my left xx

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trust your car to win against any other car it bumps into

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pray to the deity of your choice for guidance

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My diety of choice would tell me to immediately stop and put my gear in reverse.

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I still can’t believe I have a fully qualified driver’s license this is so ridiculous
like I should definitely have it but oh my god

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like for you or morally or

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on the basis that I absolutely met the practical and legal requirements to obtain a full driving license

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hey if you bribed me i’d make you appear as a much better driver than the instructor you bribed

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I thought I failed about 5 times during my test which I vocalised to my driving examiner and I ended up with 0 faults

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Fun fact: one of my favourite deodorants right now is called Scandal. I think it’s very fitting for me.

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why is this one screen on farewell taking me more time than all of core did :pensive:

(people are saying i am doing it wrong but i don’t believe them)

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goodbye pride month

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A truck driver. Exposed to UV radiation through his window on the left side of his face, where his right side was mostly untouched.

Sunscreen is so important.

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Sorry I’ve just attempted to fill my car up with 3 people waiting in a queue to the left of me so im like, oh sure I’ll go to the right side of the pump. “long reach pumps” that’ll reach the other end of my car, right?

NOPE. mortal embarassment. three people just saw me attempt to fill my car up with a pump that doesnt even fucking reach

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OH MY FUCKING GOD. I just walked out of the shop, looked at my car and you’ll never believe what I’ve just seen

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billions must play umamusume pretty derby

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My skin feels so tight yet mobile due to the sunscreen being absorbed and honestly I live for it. It feels like it’s actually a sturdy barrier rather than, you know, fragile.

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i think you may have put on too much sunscreen

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oh no totally. the recommendation is 6 to 8 teaspoons to cover the entire body and I use like equal to or more than that just to cover my neck & face
but im totally obsessed and love the feeling of sunscreen. its like building walls in age of empire 2 or something.

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i know the sun is bad for you but too much sunscreen is too

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