30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

FoL Family Tree.

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Ive probably never felt necessary to wear sunscreen because ive lived most of my life like a goblin avoiding the sun

I mean I wouldn’t put on sunscreen just to, like, step foot outside

But if I’m going to be out in the summer sun for hours then yeah bro i dont wanna get burned for no reason lol

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nearly failed the vision test for my driver license :sunglasses:

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and i thought lorde couldn’t become more of a mess
oh lordie

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It’s not common for the general public to know, but you should wear it, according to dermatologists.

No. Only if I plan to step outside - even for a second.

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that is absolutely crazy you need glasses :skull:

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I instead opt for Lush’s Dream Cream moisturiser. You cannot apply moisturiser with sunscreen because it’ll dilute it, unless it’s a formula specifically included with sunscreen (i.e moisturising sunscreen)

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By the way I have moderate eczema and my facial skin is absolutely flawless - and I’m not on estrogen or retinol.

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NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I did this too thbthtbthbthtbhtbthb

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(I have* glasses but I don’t like using them so I took the vision test without them)

*may or may not remember where they are

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zug.

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i have them lol
the test was using a binocular-type thing and when i looked into it it looked like this

he kept telling me to read the full row and i was like
D… V… R… O… [etc]
and he was like NO the FULL ROW
and i was like I AMMMMMMMM WHAT DO U MEAN
and this repeated literally like 10 times and i felt like i was being gaslit i was like wtf bro what i am literally reading everything :sob:
then finally he was like ā€œā€¦do you have a problem with your left eye?ā€
and
um
oops
yeah
lol
apparently the leftmost box should have letters, but its only visible through the left ocular, and i had to close my good eye to focus my left eye and see the letters lol

anisometropia is a bitch

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Wordle 1,474 4/6

:black_large_square::black_large_square::yellow_square::yellow_square::black_large_square:
:black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::yellow_square::black_large_square:
:black_large_square::yellow_square::green_square::black_large_square::black_large_square:
:green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square:

Probably wouldn’t have gotten this without using all three preset words.

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Wordle 1,474 4/6

:black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::yellow_square::black_large_square:
:yellow_square::yellow_square::yellow_square::black_large_square::black_large_square:
:yellow_square::yellow_square::yellow_square::yellow_square::yellow_square:
:green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square::green_square:

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that’s a first

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what the fuck

we just have a number plate strapped to a fence and they make you stand a distance away and read it

my vision test was done in 4 seconds lmao

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NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @Hazardwaste impostor spotted


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What did you write before ā€œrunicā€?

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you just said what i wrote for my 3rd word