30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

now ash you really did not have to dox my height did you

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  1. the girl from xenoblade chronicles (i had to think too long about this so dont ask me which one)
  2. marina splatoon 2
  3. family hierarch candidate ishmael
  4. she/her loop
  5. effloresced ego gasharpoon ig? it’s still like, mostly just Ahab, but i dont have a better one
    melting love does not fucking count
  6. inventor from dicey dungeons
  7. this guy, but like, not the guy. just the fucking goop. annotations added for effect
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95% of this i am lying about or stretching extremely hard

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Btw my mum drove me to a country-wide garage services today and I paid a guy to replace my back window wiper on my car

#MenInAutomotiveIndustries xx

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doing this when youve consumed 4 different media franchises total with 2 of those being pokemon and and utdr is brave. however not brave enough you like tf2 and you left it off wheres the fucking dispenser at 7

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based on this tutuu i derive you cannot fit 100 babies

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attracted to pronouns

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think of the children

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it is literally just loop but like, girler

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this is a thing in the fucking isat art book

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in ONE DRAWING

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WHERE SHE ISN’T EVEN A FUCKING STAR

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idek how id begin to answer this. do you guys have like a list of characters you find hot where are you getting this data

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no i had to spend 30 agonizing minutes thinking of one for every category

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I caaaaaaan im not shmolll!!! I leap like a jaguar and kick like a panther. Bloodthirsty

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you can tell because i still have “some girl” as my number 1

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you would kick a baby? call child abuse services rn

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Noooo :sob:

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little kids only fight with you if you give them a reason to, so it’s very easy to win–just don’t

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*don’t give them a reason to that is

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I want a snack what should I eat

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