30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

i have already doxxed that i’m playing ug nats this weekend though. so you’ll know where i am if you’re willing to do research

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Chad

Nah

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and also the times i’ve been doxxed anyway blah blah blah

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Tutuu you would never guess it

My name would be a good president name

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What do we think about my name

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May from the flowers doesn’t have a ring to it

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Bernard

This is because collar person never put a ring on the name

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Whats your non-May name?

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I don’t even tell poeple in Real Life that unless they need to know

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How do you get away with that

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I need to know this is LIFE or DEATH, Elizabeth

I personally would disavow all friendship with may if their name was Elizabeth

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I introduce myself as May and they don’t question it. Only people who have classes with me and hear professors speak to me/look at my papers will notice hte discrepancy. And frequently I will lie and say May is my middle name

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I once wrote firekitten on an assignment

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If i was the teacher id show the paper to everyone so they can all laugh at you

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Arctic has a very adorable name. Its like hes this little helpless animal and u just wanna pat him and protect him

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I want him to be happy but he like doesn’t know how to relax if he’s had fewer than fifteen shots. He’s eerily polite at all times and will pretty much drop anything to help anybody. And he’s convinced he’s completely emotionally stable but I suspect it’s the type of, like, unstable equilibrium where things are fine as they are but one bad thing will send it tipping wildly over. I’m worried about him

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