30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#3642

I want a massagist to make all my bones crack. It is SO satisfying to hear bones cracking. So much relief

#3643

Are you good at massaging tutuu

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#3644

Ive never done it

#3645

arenā€™t the bones in your neck technically count as your spine?

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#3646

also for that you need a chiropractor not a massagistā€¦

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#3647

Yeah

#3648

Maybe tutuu just wants a backhealth wizard.

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#3649

Chiropractors will kill me theyre scammers. I want a normal massagist

#3650

What if we hosted Fall of Rome again, and it had 20 players in total?
First time was close with 18 players.

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#3651

yeah, but a normal massagist (usually) doesnā€™t do anything with bones. They stimulate the nerves. And they would look at you weirdly if you want them crack your bones.

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#3652

Why would they look at me weirdly :sob: so judgemental. Im paying them to make me feel good. So they should shut up and crack my bones

#3653

I wonder if tutuu could fix my back

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#3654

Cause itā€™s not their jobā€¦
You pay them to do their job.

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#3655

I cant fix the fact that one small gust of wind will knock you off your feet

#3656

Shut up and massage my back!

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#3657

No i pay them to give me comfort. Thats why youre not a massagist Luni you dont have the business mind for it

#3658

But I want you to give me comfortā€¦

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#3659

No u shut up and study geography

#3660

What do you keep bringing up geography :sob:

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#3661

Itā€™s not that how it works.
Like you wonā€™t go to a manicurist to do your pedicureā€¦ a massagist wonā€™t crack your bones either.

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