30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

no wonder u turned out this way

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wrong one

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okay. mediocre birthday then, i guess.

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no its the other ones birthday the birthday is still a positive occasion

it’s the 22nd. it’s also your birthday.

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proof?

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…thank you, latias

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your birthday wishes have degraded from good to mediocre at best. please reconsider your future behaviour if you want to level up your birthday wishes again.

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fuck you

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legs… [trauma]

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she found her favorite characters were amputees and has never emotionally recovered since

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not surprised

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this was the MMO of my childhood. this ost is divine

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meth 2

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THEY ARE NOT AMPUTEES

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THEY HAVE LEGS

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most other people: i have a preference for tall guys and fit women :heart_eyes:
carbonated: i like amputees :heart_eyes:

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… no what

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what did carbonated do :sob:

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