30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

Isn’t truth supposed to set you free
Then why do I feel so weighted down by it

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Oh she invited you here? I thought it was molly

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You’ve said this before and been corrected before

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Are you thinking of this because it actually happened? I don’t get it

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She invited both me and Story here

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And then we dated for like a year and a half

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Love at first kiss

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I invited myself here

someone carved a weird rune into the floor and i guess that meant i was here now

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I actually have never known anybody to have a crush on me except if you count the people I dated. Nya

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My memory bank is full of life experiences and important knowledge. Can’t dedicate enough for this detail, apologies!

Was it shaped like the stonehenge

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willow needed me to fill up a game

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Liar

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…okay I lied I admit you caught me :confounded:

We actually kissed 0 times because of the internet. So close!

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Meow

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The whole collar person randomly breaking up with me with no warning or explanation thing was weird. That was weird

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Like even barring the unrighteous new relationship that sucked

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They got sick of your yellow megaphone

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