30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

hey

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hey

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evil

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I mean like. I didn’t really intend to date them. I spoke about this at the time. I didn’t really respect them enough to. Want a formal relationship. It was just. You know. Things happened

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i just quizbowl saturdayed you have to be nice to me

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why didn’t you break up then :talitu:

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And they eventually started telling other people we were together so I was just like shrug yeah sure

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I didn’t intensely not want to date them. I was, like, fine with it. They grew on me

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may i think that if you didn’t on some level want to date them no amount of prodding on my part would’ve made it happen

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That’s what I just said!

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not my fault!

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It’s not your fault but it’s not not your fault

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Like I want to be clear here there’s a split between what I believed and how I felt, like I never consciously respected them or liked them in the reasonable part of my brain, but there’s a lot of unreasonable parts

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I think physical affection tends to turn people completely insane in a lot of ways and I think this happened to me.

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everybody laughed at me when i posted that. but who’s laughing now?

tutuu knew all long they were no match. tutuu knows more than it appears.

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This isn’t why things were unsuccessful!

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things were unsuccessful because they didn’t see that post

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YES

this has nothing to do with whether they embodied that post’s ideals to be clear

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most relationships suck. this is why you shouldnt even try and should instead only be attracted to 2d anime girls. they cant hurt you. beach swimsuit mahjong girl cant hurt you may. this is my sage advice. do as i do. trust

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