30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

yall are gonna make me want to play turbos again even tho i 100% do not have the time to

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https://www.mafiauniverse.com/forums/threads/51892-revival-joat10-game

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Chomps when he’s mafia vs. Chomps when he’s town post.

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I literally cannot tell if you’re serious

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What

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Did story not tell you?

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you ARE joking right

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im holding out hope for the fact im ~a quarter asian and my family has a good history with hair except specifically my dad’s brother (white)

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yes dw lmao

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yea ok good lmao

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honest to god this is something my friends have made albeit unintentionally

we were having a barbecue and everything was going swimmingly until some guy tries to get fancy and offers to toast people’s buns but he massively underestimated how long they took to ā€œtoastā€ and ended up looking like this

he used like almost all of the bread we had left on that too so we were just eating bread-less burgers and hot-dogs

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WILLOW I DIDNT START THIS I HAVE NO PART AT ALL. STORY HAS BEEN SNORTING TOO MUCH GLUE LATELY :sob: :sob: :sob:

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chomps is a very strong player, he always helps the wolves win

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im white and my hair is the same since i was a teen. #built different

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hahahah what a dumbass

your hair is literally a buzz cut already so of course you can’t tell

average bulgarian

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no??? its big and unkept and fluffy. i dont buzz cut it anymore. its like from the last pic ive shared of me

rip :pensive:

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so like

how would one even know if their hairline is receding

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I genuinely don’t know how you’d be able to tell unless it was REALLY rapid lol

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