30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

fishjosh go the fuck on

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Andrew Wakefield levels of “refusing to do a wider study”.

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Didn’t you donate in less than two days ago?
(I don’t know about plasma, but you can’t donate blood more than once in a month. And as far I am aware, plasma regenerates slower than simple blood.)

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I’m looking for people to play Magic the Gathering EDH format with on Fridays (maybe for other days)

Is there anyone here who is interested? If you are new to magic, the table is going to be very new player friendly at least for the first couple weeks or so. We are also proxy friendly, so no cost investment except for tabletop sim, which I can buy for you (it’ll just be a week wait).

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hi chat im in

You can donate twice a week and every seven days after the 2nd

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Also plasma regents faster

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id b interested depending on the time

not a great idea, try it on a random passerby instead

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i remember one of our leutenenats brought pepper gel and was like ‘‘who wants to try’’ we got a line of people and they all lined up to peer pressure the others to get gelled. there was like 5 of us left who didnt get in line and they gave up but when the leutenant started geling people and they thought they would die and started freaking out i had the last laugh

‘‘if your friend jumps in a fire would you’’ but in practice
was a funny watch

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If you’d be older, you’d do a nostalgic hohoho santa belly laugh

i’m 35

i literally have 2 daughters boss

Whoa gee. Better stash up on arthritis cream, bud

hawk and tuah

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You insult me like this

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the male instinct to get pepper sprayed for fun
i am curious how bad it is but i am also a responsible adult

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Im not gonna gel myself in the face, ill just rub a tiny bit close to my eye or mouth to make sure it isnt a complete scam and there is some sensation at all. And ill practice shooting it and unholstering it quickly

you should gel your eyes, just a tiny bit
it will be fun
:grinning:

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