30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#10367

Poor thing

#10368

im 15 because I like to have my tv at 15

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#10369

also because im 15 irl

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#10370

oh true lmao
we love rockers!!

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#10371

Wait, you are? That makes things awkward…

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#10372

FUCK YOU MY DISCOURSE LAGGED

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#10373

we divorced like a year ago the discourse statute of limitations is up dw

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#10374

May you have alot of things to explain…

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#10375

I’m gonna be 20 soon…

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#10376

Watching a. Podcast of someone being proposed the scenario that “your friend is losing sleep because they killed someone and they confided in you” and they commited a crime of murder and one of them was like “well, it had to be for a reason because I wouldn’t be friends with someone who killed someone for no reason” and this sums up why I wouldn’t ask questions nor tell anyone if May told me they killed someone

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#10377

I’M GONNA BE DONE WITH CLASSES IN A BIT OVER A YEAR

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#10378

i dated someone whos going to be 40 at some point… i feel sick…

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#10379

I’m trying to think if there’s anything I haven’t told you

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#10380

sorry heres that joke for mays specific tastes
i dated someone whos going to be 40 at some point… waow…

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#10381

I once stole a candy bar from a gas station

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#10382

Have to be inclusive on frotress of lies

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#10383

There are a few Bits you don’t know about but if you asked I’d tell

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#10384

did yoiu eat it

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#10385

The one doing the podcast is doing a game of seeing which person is more immoral so they are trying to figure out whether telling the police or telling no one is more immoral LMAO

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#10386

is it ok to date someone a day younger than you

YOU WERE TWICE THEIR AGE THE DAY AFTER THEY WERE BORN YOU SICK FUCK

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