silly! you have a job. It is making people on the fortress of lortress laugh.
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it does not pay but it is a job
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Awwwh sweetheart 
If only i could get paid for it, id be so down to go all in 
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Hehehehe 
unfortunately you do not create shareholder value by posting on forums 
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maybe we could push an advertiser based modelâŚ
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tutuu can then afford one weekly slice of cheese off of the ad revenue
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waiting for the answer
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I honestly dont get people that tell me I should drink
I understand those who say I shouldnât (âI drank and it ruined my lifeâ âitâs unhealthyâ etc.) but i donât really get the reasoning for wanting me to drink
Like, Iâm a free designated driver
I will be the most alert wingman
Me not buying alcohol means the store doesnt sell out as much, so you can buy more of your favorites
You should want me to be sober
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this post isnât funny and thus iâm increasing itâs value by making it limited time
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I think a lot of people In College Interactions drink because they want the excuse to be, like, vulnerable. I think thatâs a big thing for people. If youâre really committed to being normal all the time and saying only socially acceptable things then itâs very useful to have a button to press that makes it socially acceptable to be Relaxed and Strange and to have Emotions. And I think thatâs a reason people want their friends to drink, they want to have those ârealer, less decorum-yâ interactions with them and theyâre fucking incompetent nerds so they canât bring themselves to do that sober
It expresses a kind of trust, too, like I really can only actually feel comfortable drinking any appreciable amount around people Iâm not nervous around, kinda a trustfall-y thing.
I donât think these are good reasons but theyâre the reasons I tend to see
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drinking nothing means your a buzzkill
drink a beer when you first get there and then by the time the buddies are headed out youâll be sobered
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life hack: if you are a college student and want to be vulnerable and have lower inhibitions, try pulling all-nighters! guaranteed to have zero negative consequences 
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in case the smiley face didnât make it clear, this is a LIE, I am DECEIVING YOU, do not be fooled,
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yeah
just be like me and do multiple all nighters in a row
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my record was either 92 hours or 94 hours
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well all we know is that one of these statements is a lie, and the other is a truth. itâs a 50/50 whether pulling an all nighter is a good idea
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donât you start hallucinating at 50
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probably not but it was bad would not recommend
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