30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#11208

the last time a tornado sjren went off near my house there wasn’t a tornado to begin with

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#11209

the tornado doesn’t have to be near your house for there to be a warning

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#11210

if we’re going by that logic the last time a tornado siren went off near my house was the monthly test

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#11211

There wasn’t a tornado at all

#11212

there was probably at least a funnel cloud

#11213

I didn’t see this post. Can a May ever truly be said to be sober

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#11214

i’ll take that as a no

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#11215

I’ve been drinking copious amounts of sparkling water by the 0.75L bottle

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#11216

dining court is HITTING today

Chicken and pesto tortellini? sign me up bitch

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#11217

messed up that they dont have GBT nails

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#11218

Hmm yes

#11219

Buono

#11220

damn… my dining court was so bad today that I bought hot pockets

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#11221

although hot pockets with leftover pilfered Panda Express sauces does hit

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#11222
  • 6 inch taller
  • 6 inch shorter

0 voters

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#11223

would love to be six feet 3

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#11224

if I was 6’9 i could join the mavs they need me rn

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#11225

genuinely i’d just go to china and say I played in the WNBA and teach rich children in china basketball. This is, like, already kinda my plan L

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#11226

Straight women are crazy about it :weary:

#11227

you think women are crazy about it just wait until you discover men…

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