30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

my harem so far:

  1. marissa
  2. arctic
  3. garfooled
  4. molly
  5. nbowie

im looking for 5 more spots. 10 is a good number. thats how much crew member luffy from one piece wants

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Ok, maybe we end the rankings here.

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How do I delete someone else’s post?

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you guys dont understand. its the concept of nakama. they are together through good and bad. always there for each other. nakama means subordinate. it means crewmate. it means friend. it means family

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i will reach my 10 nakama no matter how many obstacles thrown in my path. DATTEBAYO!!!

What kind of?

A chill slow romance, or a mindfuck (full of R-18 scenes)?

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lesson learned: dont ask for something if you aren’t prepared to actually receive it

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did any of them consent to this

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I don’t want a harem I don’t like the asymmetry… Sounds very unpleasant. They all want you and only you but you split your time between all of them. Resulting in a feeling of insufficiency and false closeness. If they’re also all dating other people then this vanishes but if it’s the unilateral cluster it’s a mess

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It’s wrong.

He wants a crew with 10 members.
(Meaning 9 crewmates than himself)

But at this point I don’t see anyone joining to their crew anymore.

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What about 2 guys and 2 gals? (I think that’s considered as a harem as well in a few novels.)

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Being in a relationship with somebody I don’t really respect and treat as an obtainable object is like fine I suppose but it sounds strictly less pleasant than somebody I feel is my equal. Don’t get why many prefer the former. ā€œYou can impose your desires on themā€ yeah but you can imagine an ideal equal who naturally shares all your desires without imposition, it’s fantasy

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That doesn’t have the same problem because then everybody involved gets multiple relationships. Instead of them all getting 1/10 of a relationship

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im in the camp of ā€œthis is something i would never do or participate in but like, im not one to get into others businessā€

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Well it’s a literary trope more than anything so I’m speaking not as an imposition on others’ actual lives but a like ā€œI don’t get this book genre it doesn’t appeal to meā€ way. I can judge writing all I want. They put it out there as art so I get to critique it

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If you write it in a book then it’s my business to evaluate… The Literature

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I think that’s rarest kind of harem disposition, though…

The most respectful harem novels usually stop at 4 or 5 partner… (It’s 3 on average)

And the disrespectful ones have way more than 10…

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Fair I’m speaking from tutuu’s example

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i want 50 girlfriends

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