30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#14029

Scroll up lazybum with your crazy 'stache

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#14030

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felt like committing eco terrorism today

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#14031

Literally Anywhere

I applied to an internship like 3 months ago now and they have no gotten back to me so I’m assuming that’s Not Happening lol

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#14032

see above

I did email them one more time tho

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#14033

Job seeking is literally hell dimension rn

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#14034

Speaking of which if anyone has any high paid remote opportunities in literally any field and are willing to fast track me a job via nepotism my inbox is also very open

I have various technological, legal, research, critical thinking, being iconic & hot, analytical skills among others

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#14035

yeah sign up for draftkings lil bro you’ll earn thousands bro trusss

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#14036

barbie (2024) would be a good movie if they ever decided on what the metaphor of barbieland was supposed to be

instead the ending only made me cry

#14037

my sources are telling me the barbie movie came out in 2023

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#14038

Nepotism

#14039

I have this really cool remote oppurtunity! So basically, what you’re gonna do is create tons of facebook accounts and message lonely, well off, elderly people and attempt to become really great friends with them! Bonding over shared interests and the youth. Eventually you’ll need to pressure these people, usually through intensive fear tactics, into wiring you thousands to tens of thousands of dollars! It’s gonna be super, super lucrative

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#14040

skip the bonding, just pretend to be Comcast or the IRS or somebody else they might reasonably owe money to

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#14041

Catfishing? Daeron doesnțt strike me as the person who neither likes cats or fish, so it checks out

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#14042

RECIPE FOR EVIL BEVERAGE:
1 cup dining hall Starry or other lemon-lime soda
2 pumps peppermint syrup
Stir

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#14043

Bit of an obvious revelation, but your posts have starkly different vibes with this profile picture than with the Slay the Princess ones.

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#14044

Evil beverage is good

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#14045

Is Ichihime or Slay the Princess evil beverage better

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#14046

They say don’t judge a book by it’s cover but they never saw cat princess

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#14047

“this will kill you :smiling_imp:” vs. “This will kill you.”

#14048

It actually just tastes good

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