30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

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#14149

did you not beat it. girlie lost to convoy 3

#14150

yes because i got shot by some randomass laser and a cactus

#14151

to be fair convoy 3 is literally just a fucking bullet hell

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#14152

wasnt that convoy 2

#14153

Apparently, Discord’s API usage spiked.
Wonder what’s going on.

#14154

stay as low to the ground as possible to avoid lasers

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#14155

this is literally the first time ive been hit by any laser so

#14156

were we in shard 5

#14157

ye

#14158

yes it was convoy 2 nvm

#14159

shard?

#14160

as in haste?

#14161

yep

#14162

haste is out?

#14163

haste out on steam haven’t you heard

#14164

No

#14165

if youre in nerdcord you have to fucking search haste out over there

#14166

ive been saying this shit constantly

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#14167

i am hastes strongest soldier

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#14168

i had like 4 items throughout the entire run shit was dire. perpetual motion and a minor item from a chance level (i took the shortcut, gave me increased difficulty but +10 boost). no heal no on spark (which is huge for convoy) seed was kind of dire

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