30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

it’s like when i close instagram reels because i have things to do and then right after closing insta, i forget that i wanted to get off my phone and immediately open insta back up

surely this is a relatable experience for anyone under the age of 21

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Do none of you want to be pets or petted?

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not by you

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btw does anybody have name suggestions for me?

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I’m so fucked up by donating plasma

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wdym

damn.

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unsurprising, willow hates cats this is known lore

Now that I’m not sitting down in a lab room I’m sligjtly more coherent

litten name change

Due to plasna donations Litten is running on outdated software

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I’m much mor tucked up because I didn’t eat or deink

shes dating me??

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She hates most cats

Transgender + historically bad at coming up with usernames & character names so outspurcing

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oh fair

wait you don’t have noe?

i’m afraid that’s something you’ll have to figure out yourself, unless you want thousands of names being listed off

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it’s just like yakuza gaiden…

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which, despite my phrasing, is an option.