I’m with my girlfriend right now we’re eating sandwiches. But she’s sitting at the foot of the bed and I’m lying down so she can’t see I’m on Fortress of Lies
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I will post through anything
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the year is 20-castle-castle. we are on the way to the 103rd cookie thread, and may is comfortably thousands of posts in the lead. tutuu just posted her daily bait post. life is good.
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Just to be clear, I am like certain May has more of a life than you
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speaking of which i recently started trying to read 1q84
i enjoyed the worldbuilding and one half but this guy really can’t write women
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bit of a problem when half the book is supposed to take place from the perspective of one
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yeah that’s murakami for you
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i had to stop cause of it and i dunno if i’m gonna pick it up again
which is a shame but. come on!!
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it lines up since i really only play mashes and turbos where reading is second to gut feeling
and i also happen to be the objectively worst turbo player
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i assume most people words per minute hovers around 80-100 and i never even played world of warcraft since im pretty sure it costs money
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this feels like a voiceover during the opening to a sitcom
when may says “Fortress of Lies” the title card shows
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WHAT THE HELL NBOWIE YOU BITCH
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I forgot what i said sorry 
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my raw seems to be about ~130 if i stop caring about spelling and just focus on speed but my acc goes waaaay down
i think mines way faster if i smash all the keys on my keyboard with my hands and feet and head
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dawg what
you said i was terminally offline
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Oh yeah. Looooser :3
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