30001st poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 9)

I’m with my girlfriend right now we’re eating sandwiches. But she’s sitting at the foot of the bed and I’m lying down so she can’t see I’m on Fortress of Lies

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I will post through anything

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the year is 20-castle-castle. we are on the way to the 103rd cookie thread, and may is comfortably thousands of posts in the lead. tutuu just posted her daily bait post. life is good.

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Just to be clear, I am like certain May has more of a life than you

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speaking of which i recently started trying to read 1q84

i enjoyed the worldbuilding and one half but this guy really can’t write women

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bit of a problem when half the book is supposed to take place from the perspective of one

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yeah that’s murakami for you

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i had to stop cause of it and i dunno if i’m gonna pick it up again
which is a shame but. come on!!

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it lines up since i really only play mashes and turbos where reading is second to gut feeling

and i also happen to be the objectively worst turbo player

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i assume most people words per minute hovers around 80-100 and i never even played world of warcraft since im pretty sure it costs money

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this feels like a voiceover during the opening to a sitcom

when may says “Fortress of Lies” the title card shows

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@tutuu
i love how i responded 4 days after to emphasize your point lmao

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WHAT THE HELL NBOWIE YOU BITCH

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I forgot what i said sorry :sob::heart:

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oooooh my wpm has gone up, used to be about 100 (and my acc ngl)

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my raw seems to be about ~130 if i stop caring about spelling and just focus on speed but my acc goes waaaay down

i think mines way faster if i smash all the keys on my keyboard with my hands and feet and head

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dawg what

you said i was terminally offline

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Oh yeah. Looooser :3

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