I’m with my girlfriend right now we’re eating sandwiches. But she’s sitting at the foot of the bed and I’m lying down so she can’t see I’m on Fortress of Lies
I will post through anything
the year is 20-castle-castle. we are on the way to the 103rd cookie thread, and may is comfortably thousands of posts in the lead. tutuu just posted her daily bait post. life is good.
Just to be clear, I am like certain May has more of a life than you
speaking of which i recently started trying to read 1q84
i enjoyed the worldbuilding and one half but this guy really can’t write women
bit of a problem when half the book is supposed to take place from the perspective of one
yeah that’s murakami for you
i had to stop cause of it and i dunno if i’m gonna pick it up again
which is a shame but. come on!!
it lines up since i really only play mashes and turbos where reading is second to gut feeling
and i also happen to be the objectively worst turbo player
i assume most people words per minute hovers around 80-100 and i never even played world of warcraft since im pretty sure it costs money
this feels like a voiceover during the opening to a sitcom
when may says “Fortress of Lies” the title card shows
WHAT THE HELL NBOWIE YOU BITCH
I forgot what i said sorry
my raw seems to be about ~130 if i stop caring about spelling and just focus on speed but my acc goes waaaay down
i think mines way faster if i smash all the keys on my keyboard with my hands and feet and head
dawg what
you said i was terminally offline
Oh yeah. Looooser :3