6767th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

he also has this one jacket he bought at some air force program thing. i didnt buy it for him so i guess he has that but his mom did. honestly anything he does wear that i didnt his mom bought him. i dont know if he owns any clothes he himself bought

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Check this hsit out

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My girlfriend has interesting outfits but they’re at her apartment and she doesn’t wear them anymore. She lives out of a suitcase at my apartment

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if you were a REAL likefarmer you’d:

take a picture of the dropped salad and say FUCK

and then reply with "i’m not even kidding this was the best salad i’ve ever tasted. the first 4 bites were so good that i couldn’t even wait until I got to [reasonable location to eat salad].

and then reply to that with ā€œthis is definitely some kind of fableā€

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and then 5 days later say ā€œi’m still thinking about that salad i droppedā€

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I had just pulled an all-nighter (very bad for me) I don’t think I had the coordination to take my phone out and take a picture without dropping it

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i’ve considered writing fol into my will to pay for its hosting expenses cause nobody else was getting my money

obv i now have next of kin lol

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in my will i will create a trust that will finance a lawyer to send needless lawsuits and copyright claims towards FoL to get it shut down.

the dynasty ends with me

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Manual dislike.

i mean who else’s opinions would i care about? my own?

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…yeah.

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you live in a clown world

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think of it this way

i’d wager over half of the world’s population is disapproving of a specific thing you are that’s central to your identity, and you can’t live without. if you go basing your opinions from that, how will we ever have good ideas again?

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not to say that they don’t matter but
you kinda matter more

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i don’t think most people here care about the opinions of the entire world population

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if you met a person, on average, they’d disapprove with something intergal to you

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chocolate pizza haters…

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you know it’s not really chocolate right?

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i agree

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on average, people are wrong.

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