6767th poster gets a cookie (cookie thread (Part 7)) (Part 11)

THAT’S FUCKING EAST

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I think they called it Midwest because the early colonizers were mostly living in the east? The other states that were west took a really long while to accede them to the union

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Obsessed with this post

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(The “third person” was one general-goods)

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I wish I could talk with an astronomy nerd…

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i wonder who the first person to ship you two was…

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Wait then who was i standing in a circle with…

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you really wanna hear about physics boss?

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No, I want to hear about planets and how there’s near-earth objects and how there’s oddly very specific trajectories of not meteorites but objects that enter the orbit to then be launched really really far away into the space to then reenter the orbit of earth.

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then you might wanna speak to someone else

Who would have a conversation with some puny silly plush anyways

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don’t worry about it!!

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the ceo of this particular writing fail

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okay this michaelsoft word suggestion is funnier

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@May congrats!!!

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i hate how zoomed in fol is on my laptop

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hey zoom out works

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okay come on

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that’s so interesting, mine is any state with a current-day big 10 school

get with the times grandma

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lol nebraska is NOT part of the midwest lets be real

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to be fair the original is also clunky

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