This is me thinking out loud, to be clear.
Don’t have a solution yet.
whats going on right now i’d be good at that
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i kidnap michael saylor and force him to sell it all and say that bitcoin is a scam. not even kidding
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whomst the fuck
CEO of MicroStrategy, a tech company with a giant stake in Bitcoin.
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I mean, that might get it down a fair bit, but probably not the whole 90%.
erm actually its “Strategy” now you paperhands.
give it the aforementioned week and maybe theyll be back
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if anything could itd be that lol. like, 90% isnt unfathomable its genuinely worthless
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I was looking into the Mt. Gox thing from 2014.
Granted, crypto’s significantly more diversified since then, but it’s a start.
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Anyways, I got bored, so I graphed the amount of posts made for each of the gimmicks within the account I used for the recent MU mash thing.
Apparently I just straight up forgot about the 8 ball gimmick on D3.
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For context, Mt. Gox used to handle over 70% of all bitcoin transactions until it came out that someone had been stealing Bitcoin from users’ wallets for years, with the losses totaling 850,000 Bitcoin ($450 million at the time, now $54 billion).
They filed for bankruptcy shortly after.
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kill everyone on earth
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Vaguely stretches feasibility and efficiency and possibly reason.
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Sue it for something and see if I can bullshit my way to winning?
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i see a legitimate case for btc hitting 10k. the institutional investment in btc means i feel like it’s liable to crash harder than it has, well, ever.
people keep saying "well 75k is where the REAL problems start or “past 60k and everything unravels” or “if this goes below 55k shit is gonna go down” and despite the goalpost moving i think they’re right. the only true “crypto believers” who will hodl are
-the increasingly small retail holders
-""“firms”""" who are so over leveraged they might just stop existing soon
(i mean maybe not also. i could be dumb and it recovers and hovers around 100k for the rest of 2026 but this time Feels Different)
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Who do you sue?
Wouldn’t they get margin-called at some point?
I imagine a further decline may force that from Saylor.
John Bitcoin
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Well, not margin-called, but, like, you get the point.
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people have been talking about the saylor margin call forever and yeah that’s basically my 10k theorem although i think people are overhyping him specifically
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